It's a shame it isn't true. I mean if I had a super secret dolphin with freakin' laser beams on their heads program I would make sure that A) they had GPS transmitters among all their other implanted bionic gear B) They didn't have access to the weapons lockers and C) All weapons were confiscated from the dolphins before every aquatic beer binge and hurricane.
Of course if I did have such a program and my dolphins escaped after jacking the weapon lockers, disabling their tracking devices, and escaping under the convenient cover of a hurricane I would make sure to tell "The Observer" all about my secret program because the foreign *ahem* press is much better about keeping state secrets than say CNN or the New York Times. Don't tell them anything. They blab!
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Date: 2005-09-25 08:59 pm (UTC)Of course if I did have such a program and my dolphins escaped after jacking the weapon lockers, disabling their tracking devices, and escaping under the convenient cover of a hurricane I would make sure to tell "The Observer" all about my secret program because the foreign *ahem* press is much better about keeping state secrets than say CNN or the New York Times. Don't tell them anything. They blab!
I love this stuff :D