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If I had a time machine, I would go back to the day Hitler killed himself and make him watch two movies.

First, it would be Little Nicky just for the scene with the devil shoving a pineapple up Hilter's butt.

And then to add insult to injury, I'd make him watch the Producers. I love musicals. I always have. The plot of the musical is that two guys decide to produce the biggest flop on Broadway to make lots of money.

The musical they produce is "Springtime for Hilter." I about pissed myself it was so funny. John Barrowman knocked it out of the park.

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If I had a time machine, I would go back to the day Hitler killed himself and make him watch two movies.

First, it would be Little Nicky just for the scene with the devil shoving a pineapple up Hilter's butt.

And then to add insult to injury, I'd make him watch the Producers. I love musicals. I always have. The plot of the musical is that two guys decide to produce the biggest flop on Broadway to make lots of money.

The musical they produce is "Springtime for Hilter." I about pissed myself it was so funny. John Barrowman knocked it out of the park.

Simian Publishing and Writing Update

The last of the edits for Twilight Temptations are out the door. I left the contracts on my laptop so I will have to send that out tomorrow.

I have two artists work on possible covers for Dragonclaw Apocalypse. That projects moving forward.

The first draft of Dylan and the Dream Pirates is now complete. As per usual, I need to set it aside for a while before editing it.

I have selected my next book. I'm not starting it until October. Due to some encouragement, I'm going to tackle Fear and Loathing in Innsmouth: The Revenge of Richard Nixon. I can't say anything more on the subject.

Simian Publishing and Writing Update

The last of the edits for Twilight Temptations are out the door. I left the contracts on my laptop so I will have to send that out tomorrow.

I have two artists work on possible covers for Dragonclaw Apocalypse. That projects moving forward.

The first draft of Dylan and the Dream Pirates is now complete. As per usual, I need to set it aside for a while before editing it.

I have selected my next book. I'm not starting it until October. Due to some encouragement, I'm going to tackle Fear and Loathing in Innsmouth: The Revenge of Richard Nixon. I can't say anything more on the subject.

Captain Hammer

Today has been very slow.

Almost the entire office has skipped town.

Oh yeah, I have stolen a new LJ icon. I love it.

Captain Hammer

Today has been very slow.

Almost the entire office has skipped town.

Oh yeah, I have stolen a new LJ icon. I love it.